Brave Shark In Shark Tooth Island

I heard about something going on In Shark Tooth Island, so I decided I would go over and check it out. Well I went down the street and my eye

caught a stall with a man standing in front. Guess what? He had no s

hirt on! That is SO YUCK!!! Well, the shirtless man saw

me looking and hailed me with his deep, hawaiian voice.
Well I took it. After all, it was on the house (Whatever house he was talking about) well, I walked on, and I stopped when a girl trodded on my foot. I mean, thats horribly insulting! I glared at her and she told me...

As if that catches any of my interest. I mean, like, If she REALLY wants to leave the island, she should just leave instead of just pacing and placing her huge,smelly foot on everyone else's foot. Anyway, what shark? I went on and bumped into ANOTHER ridiculous Poptropican. she sauntered around for a while and said to me.

WHAT SHARK?! People keep on talking about a giant shark, that terrifies them! big deal! Over In Early

Poptropica, I saw a huge SPIDER!! I mean, sharks don't eat humans unl

ess they've got hit on the head or if someone attacks it! Spiders are Deadly! Poisonous! Okay, back to the Island. So I went down the street, over to Booga Bay to find out this wimpy shark everyone was talking about. I found a man near the shore selling grass skirts.

He was even WEARING a grass skirt! okay, let's get this straight. A MAN wearing a grass SKIRT?! Here is a poem to help with this calamity.The man wears the shirt,

the girl wears the skirt!

Simple! I went up to him to tell him that and he saw me coming and told me:

I wanted to scream! Inside, I boiled, but I just gave him a death glare and snatched away the hated Grass Skirt. I whammed it into my bag and swiftly turned my back on him. I bumped into a crying woman, who was, most annoyingly, standing right behind me. I glared and she wailed at me:

Quite annoying, that everyone was talking about this weird shark that is fierce, monstrous, and terrifying. I decided to see this shark. So I went down to the little island in the middle of the water. Suddenly, I saw it. Yikes! might want some coconuts to calm it down.

I then went down the road to The Ancient Ruins. When I got there, there was a structure that looked like a shark with an open mouth. I went in and the first thing I saw was a swinging platform. I jumped on it and it flung me on a nearby ledge. The one I'm on is the swinging platform, and the other one on the left is the ledge.

Well once I was on the ledge, I peeked down over the edge and fell! I landed with a thump on a platform floating in murky, dirty green, greasy water. One more foot and I would've been soaking!

I jumped onto a small stone tower nearby and nearly got hit by a bat!

Whew! I jumped on another wood block standing in some more water that I wouldn't call water. I mean, Is water green? No! okay, well back to the place. I jumped onto another wood block. They were like stepping stones! Finally, I saw a ledge and jumped on.
I saw a ledge, but the only thing different than the one I was standing on was, it floated in the air! It came drifting toward me and I jumped on. Immediatley, a bat flew at me.

The platform floated to a ledge and I jumped on once more. then, I jumped to the left and landed on another ledge. Hey! I'm an acrobat! Well, a swinging platform was right above me and I jumped on. It flung me to a big slab of rock. I stood on and noticed some strange buttons on the wall. It must be a lock of some sort.
I punched in random letters.

And to my surprise, the wall behind me, opened! I went in, not knowing what to expect. I saw a vine and slid a way down, then I stopped, startled to see a human in here.

I jumped of the vine and landed on

the platform the man was on. He

must have heard me, because he told me:I was too releived to glare. So I asked him:

kinda rude, huh? I didn't know what else to say. but he replied!

I don't even know what Sonar IS! So I just nodded. He continued.

I left silently, in search of the bones when, suddenly a huge caterpillar appeared right in front of me! YIKES! I HATE caterpillars! Especially huge ones!

I backed up, scared that it would attack me. But it didn't! it went on and I started up the statue, in spite of my fear. I figured the caterpillar had left. But as I was nearing the top, I looked behind me to see the caterpillar!

I screamed my loudest. then I jumped off the statue and ran to a nearby room. I saw a bone and took it.

there was a hole in the ceiling but I couldn't find any way up. so I went cautiously back to the statue

and leaped up on a swinging platform just as the caterpillar ambled up the statue. I, wanting to get as far away as I could from the caterpillar, leaped on a bunch of ledges until i saw another floating platform. I leaped on it and it brought me to the other side. there was a hole in the ceiling and I jumped up. I walked out and a huge vine stood in front of me. I jumped down, and not far off, was a rock piece with a brown vase filled with green, gucky stuff. I took it. There was a vine nearby, and to my past experience in this ... er.... underground cave, I knew that climbing fits with a vine. So vines must be for climbing, right? Right! So I climbed the vine and jumped up a hole in the ceiling. I started coughing, because there was an amount of sand over there! right enough to cover about three people up in sand. Well, after a lot of digging and a lot of coughing, I opened up the hole,

and to my surprise, I was on Main Street!

Well THATS Surprising! I ran all the way to the aincient ruins and not knowing where to go, my eye caught a vine nearby. Aha! I could climb up,up,up, and leap down from the top, wherever it was. I peered up throught the palm leaves and vines, but they were a little too thick. so I started climbing. When I finally reached the top, I was about to leap off the little platform up there when I saw a strange man with a blue mask on.

I was thinking; "How ugly!" and I walked up to him. he looked at me as if I was a useless lump of dung and said:

Yeeergh!! Oh yeah?! Talk about racism! well he just spoke to me, although pretty rude. So He's not very serious, I assume. In my opinion, People In Shark tooth Island are the meanest creatures in Poptropica. Yes, quite. Well I ripped open my bag, out of curiosity remembering the girlie man selling girlie grass skirts say to me: "Take a spiffy grass skirt! you'll look like a Native Islander!" and yanked the dreaded skirt out. I closed my eyes and started to put it on. after I had put it on, I stepped up to the mean man. he looked at me and told me:

And he dug in my bag and took out the milk, bone, and green guck. Hey! Who said he could grub around in my bag?! I stepped up and grabbed my bag before he could take anything else. But he was already dumping the ingredients in a big pot. Plop! There went my hard work! that man is pretty exsasperating. He thrust his hand in the pot and flung a dirty coconut at me. I wiggled it a bit and it sloshed and gurgled. blech. I decided to go over to the beach to give that shark my yummy, sloshy coconut. I reached the beach and loaded the coconut in the FEED THE SHARK's shooting cannon. I pulled back as hard as I could and let go. There was a pop and smoke as the coconut shot out. the shark jumped out and chomped the coconut. green oozed from the sharks mouth and the shark let out a snore as it fell back down into the water. I felt it was safe to go across to the lonely island so I swam across. I swam fast because of my nabooti blood. I reached the Island in 2.5 seconds and I looked around. a man in rags was walking around near a cheap hut that looked like it would collapse any minute. the man saw me and yelled out.

It was then when I saw a boy behind me walk up. he must've been the crying woman on the beach's hideous son. he was wearing a stinky, white, greasy shirt. I edged away as far as I could from the yucky boy. Then, I set off at a run, all the way back to the beach where the woman was. I wanted to get rid of that boy as fast as I could. So I led them to the beach, looking over my shoulder every few seconds, to see if they were fast enough to follow ME, the fastest runner in the whole Poptropica! Well, we finally reached the beach and the woman shreiked. her son stood daftly.

Well the "Man in rags" (Who I found out later was professor Hammerhead) looked at me and told me:

while he was talking, he pressed a gold medallion into my hand. Well that is what happened, folks! Signing out for now! Wait! I forgot to take off my skirt! :P