Happy Hero in Great Pumpkin Island

Reporting here is Happy Hero, in Great Pumpkin Island.

After falling down from the blimp rope, I saw a fat boy dancing. I walked up to him and asked a question.

Wow. Clap clap. That is so amazing! A Halloween party! I rolled my eyes at him and said,

He crossed his eyes and pitifully said,

I crossed my eyes back at him.

I shrugged and stalked off to the nearest house. I went inside and saw a fat, ugly short-haired girl in an ugly blue dress. Blue girl made an ugly face at me and said rudely,

Blockhead?! What language!

I left the house and went to the very far right to the pumpkin patch.

What I saw almost made me faint.

A germy, smelly boy, sucking his thumb. I edged away as far as possible, but he came very close. I held my nose.

No, I think you can do it yourself, germy dummy. Anyway, I think blue girl wants you to find yourself.

I heaved the pumpkin over to the rude blue girl.

What did she say? I didn't hear. I think she' s talking to herself.

The germy boy's mouth went round and he cried,

Can't this kid to anything for himself?!
I almost screamed,

A tricker-treat bag. Yay. How generous. In my opinion, people in Great Pumpkin Island are the laziest people ever. And they also think they make good jokes by promising sarcastically generous gifts.

I rolled the pumpkin.

Landmark.

I hate rabbits.

Another landmark.

And then I met my nightmare's enemy...

Thanks for your laziness! Here's that punch I promised.

I can't wait to go tricker treating.

Suddenly, Bluegirl brought out a glistening knife and struck the pumpkin. It died with seedy orange blood seeping out. Germboy's hair spiked up.


Germboy wailed,

Pure dumbness.


See what I mean?



I closed my eyes in disgust.





Fatboy left.



Do you think I care?

I stomped out of the house, and I saw a dirty boy. Seriously, in Great Pumpkin Island, people are the smelliest, germiest, dirtiest people living.





Great!

I looked in my bag at the tricker treating bag that Germboy generously gave me. Dirtboy saw it and exploded.

"That's a great bag for tricker treating!"

I scowled at him, but he showed no reaction. So I tossed the bag over to him.



Hey, who said we were making a bargain?!



This sucks.

I wanted to stomple all over him. But, of course, I didn't. Instead, I trudged over to the house .



When I got inside, I screamed. The walls were pink and there were pumpkins hanging...never mind. Just look at the picture.



I saw a green girl looking at the table.



I tried to walk past - but she stopped me and said,



Who said anything about a party? I just wanted to look at the decor!

I ran out and entered Germy's house.

I frowned at his dumb blanket. I held in all my anger and in my anger I tossed the nasty sucker at him. Realizing that I had gotten rid of the revolting sucker, I smiled.



Go ASAP.

To be continued...

-HH-

Golden Hawk in SOS Island *DEMO*

Hi everyone. Golden Hawk here.

{Kinda tired from finishing Reality TV.}

After waiting for the countdown to finish…uh…countdowning…I flew over to the island from Reality TV (which, by the way, I won yet again).
There were screaming and crying people in a lifeboat being saved from a sinking ship. When I landed a woman rushed over to me saying,

So I jumped on that ship and tried to get in. But of course there was a problem - a chunk of ice was blocking the doorway..

I cleared it easily by pushing a HUGE snowball (you can't even call it a snowball - it was more like…the bottom part of a snowman) on the lump, and then I was ready to go in.

It was a mess. But then again - what do you expect from a sinking ship?

So I ran up to the top of the ship and found the captain standing there. I told him he'd better get out but he said,

"Don't you know a captain always goes down with his ship?"

o_O He's crazy.

Anyway I turned the knob to unlock all the doors below deck and dashed back downstairs. Door 6 at the very end was open and the door was intact. Guess what I found?


This whale lover - begging a whale to save him from his room. Not that I'm against whale lovers of course (I kinda like whales myself), but he was an EXTREME whale lover.
I saved him anyway, and he gave me this.



It was kind of cool actually, but the knob was stuck.


Bye-Bye ship.


Thanks for reading, and see you readers next time on February 16!

~GoldenHawk

Brave Shark at Visitor Center

After changing my clothes, I headed toward the latest Island, yes, you guessed it, Ghost Story Island!

 It was pretty chilly, so it's a good thing I was wearing my coat. Though I couldn't zip it for some weird reason. I headed toward the visitors center. When I got in, I looked around. I saw a boy with a red baseball cap and a tuck of blonde hair pokng out of the front. his name was Young Spider. He asked me,

"Do you want to play Head-To-Head Paint War?"

I said sure! And the war was on. 

So far so good.

Yikes! He's getting close!

Oh. Nice Try, Young Spider!

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I doubt anyone will want to but it's worth trying!


~Golden Hawk~

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Golden Hawk in Wimpy Wonderland (in Photo Gallery)

Oh man, we haven't been writing any new posts for a while sooooooooooo……………… here's me, Golden Hawk in the Photo Gallery in Wimpy Wonderland.


Hmm, well, I went to Big Nate Island for a while, but no-one wanted to talk to me (lol). So then I headed over to…wait I forgot…oh yeah, Wimpy Wonderland!! People were still ignoring me, so I decided to talk to them first. There was this hyper guy named Magic Paw (nice name :P) and people were not talking to him either, so I went up to him and asked if he wanted to play Hoops. He said sure and we played.





As you can see, I was winning (like I always do, :D jk).
Hmm…so yeah, I won and then he like, disappeared!!!

So then this giant girl came in, and she had all this stuff! It was confusing to look at her. But anyway, her name was Zany Sun and I asked her about soupwords, but she left.

Oh yeah, here are both of their pics:



So yeah, that's it for today!!

Peace,
~Golden Hawk~