Happy Hero in Great Pumpkin Island

Reporting here is Happy Hero, in Great Pumpkin Island.

After falling down from the blimp rope, I saw a fat boy dancing. I walked up to him and asked a question.

Wow. Clap clap. That is so amazing! A Halloween party! I rolled my eyes at him and said,

He crossed his eyes and pitifully said,

I crossed my eyes back at him.

I shrugged and stalked off to the nearest house. I went inside and saw a fat, ugly short-haired girl in an ugly blue dress. Blue girl made an ugly face at me and said rudely,

Blockhead?! What language!

I left the house and went to the very far right to the pumpkin patch.

What I saw almost made me faint.

A germy, smelly boy, sucking his thumb. I edged away as far as possible, but he came very close. I held my nose.

No, I think you can do it yourself, germy dummy. Anyway, I think blue girl wants you to find yourself.

I heaved the pumpkin over to the rude blue girl.

What did she say? I didn't hear. I think she' s talking to herself.

The germy boy's mouth went round and he cried,

Can't this kid to anything for himself?!
I almost screamed,

A tricker-treat bag. Yay. How generous. In my opinion, people in Great Pumpkin Island are the laziest people ever. And they also think they make good jokes by promising sarcastically generous gifts.

I rolled the pumpkin.

Landmark.

I hate rabbits.

Another landmark.

And then I met my nightmare's enemy...

Thanks for your laziness! Here's that punch I promised.

I can't wait to go tricker treating.

Suddenly, Bluegirl brought out a glistening knife and struck the pumpkin. It died with seedy orange blood seeping out. Germboy's hair spiked up.


Germboy wailed,

Pure dumbness.


See what I mean?



I closed my eyes in disgust.





Fatboy left.



Do you think I care?

I stomped out of the house, and I saw a dirty boy. Seriously, in Great Pumpkin Island, people are the smelliest, germiest, dirtiest people living.





Great!

I looked in my bag at the tricker treating bag that Germboy generously gave me. Dirtboy saw it and exploded.

"That's a great bag for tricker treating!"

I scowled at him, but he showed no reaction. So I tossed the bag over to him.



Hey, who said we were making a bargain?!



This sucks.

I wanted to stomple all over him. But, of course, I didn't. Instead, I trudged over to the house .



When I got inside, I screamed. The walls were pink and there were pumpkins hanging...never mind. Just look at the picture.



I saw a green girl looking at the table.



I tried to walk past - but she stopped me and said,



Who said anything about a party? I just wanted to look at the decor!

I ran out and entered Germy's house.

I frowned at his dumb blanket. I held in all my anger and in my anger I tossed the nasty sucker at him. Realizing that I had gotten rid of the revolting sucker, I smiled.



Go ASAP.

To be continued...

-HH-