Golden Lion Taking Down Betty Jetty in Super Power Island, Last Part

So I was at the top. And there was the evil villain, Betty Jetty!! She looked haughtily down and said...

Then she flew up, up, up, and away. I readied myself and shot straight into the air in close pursuit. She zoomed this way and that, she zigzagged crazily, but I held on.

Then she started to glow green!! Suddenly, green balls of pure hot energy began blasting towards me. I dodged and dove in and out and weaved between the green balls.

Finally, I came close enough to her to whack her down to the ground. But when I reached her, she wasn't a bit daunted and said...

POW!! Ned Noodlehead just burst into the scene and ruined my reputation and said...

I mean, as if I even asked him to come and kick her like that. And, get this, he was wearing underwear over his pants!! Eeeww!! After that I handcuffed the villain and trudged along to the jail with her. And after she was safely locked up, the jail warden said...

I was so insulted and I felt like they didn't appreciate me when I was the one who got all the villains. Ned Blechahead just kicked one measly villain down. And this guy (the jail warden) even had the guts to say my name last and silly old Ned's name FIRST?!!

I was horrified when he said the above and I closed my eyes in disgust. Then I turned sharply away from the warden, and dashed away to the Comic shop to get my rights back. And you know what that man said??!! He said...

So, grudgingly I gave him the hot dog, I had bought in the streets. He took it with his grubby hands, and stuffed his pimply face with it. I turned my back to him and groaned. Was he going to forget his part of the bargain? Then he said...

I was so happy when I finally got the medal. I was just about as happy as the china shop's owner when he found out that the bull broke just about every single piece of china in his shop.

So I walked back to the jail and hopped up next to the villains. They all glared at me angrily. I sighed. It seemed that everyone in the whole Island didn't appreciate me.

I flew up to the top of the Daily Paper to see what the old super hero would say.

Oh well, at least someone knows that I defeated the super villains.

The End